By popular demand, here's the ruleset to play edible wargame Tiny Teddies Go To War as played at PAX Aus. (EDIT: I've been having a bit of trouble making the link work, but it should be fine now.)
I would like to point out that these rules are different to those played the previous year as the game should constantly change. There is no one way to play and everyone who has run it before has used different rules.
Nevertheless, if you want a starting point or are just too busy to make your own rules then you are more than welcome to give these ones a whirl.
For those of you interested in the rules for Rocky Road Warriors or Entree Invaders, rest assured that they will be coming soon.